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"Murphy was an optimist!"

A joke for James November 18, 2005 3:40 pm

Posted by djuggler in : Daily Life
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James is enjoying posting jokes at Puerilis so here’s one for him:

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.

The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered again. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man couldn’t restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "Are you all right?"

"I’m sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I’ve never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."

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