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Out to get me

Right Guard Deodorant

There is one deodorant that I cannot use. Anything by Right Guard breaks me out in a rash. Pretty much anything else is ok.

My wife and I had this discussion the other night. I ran out of deodorant two days ago. "What kind can you not use?" "Right Guard" "Isn’t that the one I always buy you?" "Yes, their marketing must be very good. Right Guard breaks me out in a rash for three days. Do not buy Right Guard." "Ok. Got it. Right Guard is evil." "That’s correct. I cannot use Right Guard but you always buy me Right Guard anyway." "What kind do you like?" "Gillette works well for me. But you can get me anything as long as it is not Right Guard." "Ok. Got it. Gillette, not Right Guard."

Today in my drawer in the bathroom — Right Guard.

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  1. I have the same problem. It suddenly came on when I was in the Air Force back in the early 80’s. The itching was unbearable. I can’t use any of the heavily perfumed types. I’ve found that Almay works real well and comes in non-scented and baby powder (which I like…) I can’t use any of those wicked after shaves or colognes either.

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