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"Murphy was an optimist!"

You did what?! June 1, 2006 4:42 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Interest, Sex, Touchy Subjects
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You know. I’m pretty undisturbable. But every now and then something on the Internet leaves me without words.

The wife recently had her hymen replaced as an anniversary gift for her husband.


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1. LissaKay - June 1, 2006

What so stupid is, it isn’t the skin or the hymen that makes it, ummm … tight. It’s the muscles. Duh!

Kegel baby! Kegel! Tighten up 1 2 3 4 5 6, and relax 1 2 3 4 5 6 … c’mon girls! Guys too! (They say it helps with “staying power”)

2. djuggler - June 1, 2006

🙂 Those that Kegel together, stay, uh, stay together.

3. Critter - June 2, 2006

She should have just given the guy the cash and let him.. uh.. hit the back door

4. Latte Man - June 2, 2006

Some things are just for people with more dollars than sense.