"Murphy was an optimist!"
Does your spouse ever make your eye twitch? November 9, 2006 11:36 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Family, Of Being DadI love my wife more than anything. She is special! She fantastic! She is beautiful! She is my soul mate. All that aside, she still occasionally makes me feel like Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus.
Me, trying to portion dinner: "Honey, are you a little hungry or a lot hungry?"
Wife, as I mouth the answer: "Medium."
Me: Twitch. Twitch.
I love my wife!
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