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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Seeking May 21, 2007 4:06 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life
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One adult male seeking a mind. I believe it was lost in the vicinity of Knoxville, TN. If found it can be identified with its resemblance to a piece of swiss chess combined with a fuse panel in the process of shortening out during a lightning storm. Synapses may be firing erratically. Pieces of the mind may be dead from excessive stupidity during the college years. Feel free to lobotomize and return at your earliest convenience. I think I the thing.

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1. Mark Steel - May 21, 2007

I have some bad news …

Due to its overall look of cheese …

And remembering the college years…

It was quite good with the wheat crackers …

2. Doug McCaughan - May 22, 2007

Ah! My zombie friends!

3. Mark Steel - May 22, 2007

I was honest, so please put away the cricket bat…

4. Doug McCaughan - May 22, 2007

No problems mate. I’ll just chain you to this video game system. Need an ice cream?

5. Mark Steel - May 22, 2007

I’m sorry, Doug…

6. Mark Steel - May 22, 2007

No, I’m REALLY sorrry…