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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Twitter SOS July 4, 2007 11:05 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Interest
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I’m looking over my recent Twitter messages and I see " Lost in the mountains about 16 hours ago". I imagine the 911 call would go like this:
Me: A friend is lost in the mountains.
911: Which mountains.
Me: I don’t know. We need to notify the rescue squad.
911: How do you know he is missing.
Me: I saw it on the Internet.
911: Sir, you cannot believe everything you read on the Internet. If he is lost in the mountains, how did he get a message on th e Internet?
Me: Bearnet duh! He used his phone!
911: See, he’s not lost in the mountains. Everybody knows that cell phones don’t work in the mountains!
Me: Good point.

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