We are going to war!

By Doug McCaughan | Published: July 27, 2007

The squirrels have been sent in!

A few weeks ago, 14 squirrels equipped with espionage systems of foreign intelligence services were captured by [Iranian] intelligence forces along the country’s borders. These trained squirrels, each of which weighed just over 700 grams, were released on the borders of the country for intelligence and espionage purposes. [Source]

I can’t get the squirrels out of my attic. How do you capture trained spying squirrels?! Perhaps Boris and Natasha were on contract! "We’v ‘ave Moose on our side now as doolble agent." Thank you Ray Kurzweil!

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One Comment

  1. Matt
    Posted July 28, 2007 at 2:47 pm | Permalink

    So, Mr. Wonka finally parted with his squirrels… I wonder if he gave them up voluntarily?

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