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How to become an outdoor cat

Becoming an outdoor cat is simple. Just sit on your master’s desk and when he disturbs your slumber by moving the computer mouse, draw blood by attacking his hand. Nooo! Don’t go to the "trying to save you from the mouse" defense!

Oh, whichever crazy cat person talked me into not declawing that cat, you were wrong.

2 thoughts on “How to become an outdoor cat

  1. Nail trimmers work wonders… just be careful not to cut into the quick. Declawing really is pretty brutal.

  2. I agree on the cruelty of declawing. I was just being snarky. She is well overdue for a trim.

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