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From today’s Breaking News

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AP: A Cal. chopper pilot, who let a porn actress perform oral sex on him while flying, says he learned his lesson and wants his license back [Source, Twitter, @breakingnews]

I want to know how he got busted! um, I mean caught. Like, was there a 9-1-1 call? "Hello? 9-1-1? I have a hobby of watching helicopters with my telescope and I think you need to call this one into the FAA." or perhaps this was one of those bizarre Google Map/Google Earth things, "Now go to this longitude and latitude. See the helicopter? Right. Zoom in. That’s right! You’re seeing what you think you’re seeing. Now how is he supposed to safely land that thing with the inside of the windscreen like that?!"

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