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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Man’s Role to a Happy Marriage May 23, 2009 10:23 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Of Being Dad
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I’m breaking the man rules. I’m reading from the book.

For a happy marriage:

  • Make lots of money. If she needs more, make more!
  • Just agree to everything. The words are "yes dear" plain and simple.
  • Don’t discipline the children unless the wife first utters the words "I’m getting your father!" and then only if she actually gets you.

[Source, The Super Secret Unpublished Book of Man Rules]

We’ve all heard comedians diatribes on "yes dear." Just remember, the thing that makes comedy funny is the truth behind the words. Remember, the wife is always right! I just cannot seem to get this one through my thick head.

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