I’m breaking the man rules. I’m reading from the book.
For a happy marriage:
- Make lots of money. If she needs more, make more!
- Just agree to everything. The words are "yes dear" plain and simple.
- Don’t discipline the children unless the wife first utters the words "I’m getting your father!" and then only if she actually gets you.
[Source, The Super Secret Unpublished Book of Man Rules]
We’ve all heard comedians diatribes on "yes dear." Just remember, the thing that makes comedy funny is the truth behind the words. Remember, the wife is always right! I just cannot seem to get this one through my thick head.