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"Murphy was an optimist!"

From the mouths of babes April 19, 2012 9:38 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, From the mouths of babes, Of Being Dad
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N.b. I’m on blood pressure medicine now and my cholesterol is high so I’m supposed to be exercising and dieting.

Too many errands during lunch so I splurge and go into McDonald’s as the drive-thru line was far too long.

Me: "Um.. I’ll have a quarter…wait.." I point at the picture of a grilled chicken sandwich. "My doctor would like me to eat that. But I really want a quarter pounder with cheese meal please."
Ladies behind me: Laughter.
Me, turning toward them and seeing that they are nurses from Park West Hospital: "Shhhh. Don’t tell the doc."
Ladies: "That’ll cost you a fry."
Cashier: "I guess we won’t be supersizing that then."

Thank you world for looking out for me!

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