"Murphy was an optimist!"
Lunch and forgiveness April 18, 2013 12:12 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Food, Health, Humor, Philosophy
Dear Lard which art in my belly, Harden be my arteries.
Thy heart attack come,
Thy fat be in views, as it is in muscle.
Give me this day my daily quarter pounder.
And forgive me this meal, as we forgive others.
The Golden Arches of temptation,
Deliver us early: into thine grave,
and the salt, oh the salt, high blood pressure.
"So, how’d you end up in Hell?"