My wife: "The squirrels are eating my bush. Would you check on it for me?"
Me: *blink* *blink* "Yes dear."
Month: January 2017
Trump Cake – a metaphor for his administration
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When a Republican calls me a libtard
Whenever I get into a political debate and a Republican calls me a libtard, I retort, "Well, I find you repugnant." Then they just stare at me blankly because I used a big word.
From the mouths of babes
Mother: "Do you know you’re driving me crazy?"
11 year old boy: "Now I do!"
Thank you Internet!
This video contains words. It was labeled 18+ but these words are natural words, correct words. As a matter of fact, I would think middle school students would get more from this video than they might from some of those other health class videos.
Two wolves
The Two Wolves
A Cherokee elder was teaching his grandchildren about life.
He said to them, “A fight is going on inside me… it is a terrible fight between two wolves.
One wolf represents fear, anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, hatefulness, and lies.
The other stands for joy, peace, love, hope, humbleness, kindness, friendship, generosity, faith, and truth.
This same fight is going on inside of you, and inside every other person, too.”
The children thought about it for a minute. Then one child asked his grandfather,
“Which wolf will win?”
The Cherokee elder replied…
“The one you feed.”