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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Yes, I used a spreadsheet December 2, 2016 8:46 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Of Being Dad, Sex, Touchy Subjects
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After 16 years, I have finally figured out when I can and cannot ask my wife for a special dates. Data is beautiful!

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From the mouths of babes August 27, 2016 10:50 pm

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Cathy: "You’ve managed to redneck your whiskey!"

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Happy Anniversary to My Wife August 25, 2016 11:32 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Family
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15 years ago, I made the greatest decision of my life. Happy Anniversary Cathy! You truly complete me.

Married - in Gatlinburg!

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From the mouths of babes May 7, 2016 5:11 pm

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Her: What do you want for dinner?
Him: *something* *something* *9 1/2 weeks* *inappropriate* *something*
Her: Help me!
Him: What?
Her, holding up iPhone: Somehow, I don’t know how, it recorded that.
Him, grabbing iPhone sees an audio message sent to…Granny.
Him bolts out front door to see Granny fidgeting with her phone.
Him opens door to car and grabs phone.
Granny: I’ve never received an audio message before.
Him: I think it recorded silence.
13 year old, giggling: I think Dad recorded something by accident.
Him: It was your mother and it had secrets. *delete*
Her: I deleted it but it just took a while.
Him: That deletes it off your phone, not hers!
Him: Awkward.

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From the mouths of babes March 11, 2016 7:33 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Evan, Family, From the mouths of babes, Of Being Dad
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Me to wife: "You’ve made me old with snapchat."
Disembodied 10 year old voice from the back of the house: "Yeah, you are old" "hahaha!" "Get wrecked." "W-r-e-k-e-d"

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Happy Anniversary Cathy! August 25, 2015 9:12 am

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Fourteen years ago today, and after nearly two years of dating, Cathy and I were married at Gatlinburg’s Ye Ol’ Tyme Photo Boothe and its been one grand adventure since then!

August 25, 2001

Thank you Cathy for making my life incredible!

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Smashing Morning April 12, 2015 8:35 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life
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I woke up this morning feeling very groggy. Not hung over. I didn’t drink that much. Just that ache of exhaustion punishment on the body after giving in to a decent night’s sleep.

I approach the coffee maker and there is plenty of water but I think it would be nice to fill it up so Cathy has enough for her coffee. In the process, the cup that I use to transfer water into the reservoir slips from my hand landing perfectly on a vase with the correct angle and velocity to shatter the vase into a million pieces.

Cathy’s response? "Oh, that’s just from way back when you used to bring me flowers. It’s no big…wait, I’m devastated! Only a Starbucks will make me feel better."

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From the mouths of babes January 17, 2015 9:18 am

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Cathy: "You are returning that funeral home questionnaire!?"

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I am addicted to my wife January 13, 2015 7:22 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Family
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I have an addiction to Cathy.

Individuals who regularly cuddle can become addicted to each other. They can experience oxytocin withdrawal when apart.

[Source, Wikibooks, Oxytocin]

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From the mouths of babes December 2, 2014 7:55 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Evan, Family, From the mouths of babes
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Cathy: "Evan, do you have any self control?!"
Evan, 9: "No but…"

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From the mouths of babes November 28, 2014 7:31 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babes
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Cathy: "I’m getting in the shower to shave my head."
Cathy: *glowers*
Cathy: "This is why you don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee."

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From the mouths of babes November 28, 2014 7:28 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babes, Tommy
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Cathy: "Why are you laying on the floor?"
Tommy: "Because it annoys Dad."

At least he is honest.

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What do you want to eat? November 12, 2014 1:18 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Family, Of Being Dad
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Language warning! I so relate to this video.

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I thought I was going to laugh at a fart joke…I didn’t know I was going to cry September 8, 2014 9:32 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Deep Thoughts, Family, Philosophy
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From the mouths of babes November 28, 2013 10:04 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babes
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Cathy: "I smell a skunk! Oh, it’s your coffee."

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