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"Murphy was an optimist!"

When a Republican calls me a libtard January 26, 2017 2:03 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy, Politics, Touchy Subjects
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Whenever I get into a political debate and a Republican calls me a libtard, I retort, "Well, I find you repugnant." Then they just stare at me blankly because I used a big word.

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When your history teacher tries to break into comedy November 21, 2016 12:36 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
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When your history teacher does comedy to make ends meet.

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iPhone 7s next audio upgrade September 16, 2016 11:28 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
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At first I laughed, then it occurred to me that this could work very well!

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Boozin’ Bozo is your m-f’ing friend December 13, 2014 10:46 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest
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I have too many friends who will enjoy this brilliance by Billie Ballantine? to not post. That said, if you are 18 or under, don’t watch this video. If you have sensitive ears, don’t watch this video (language warning). If you are afraid of clowns, don’t watch…hell, watch this video, Boozin’ Bozo? is your M-F friend!

WARNING: GRAPHIC LANGUAGE/SCARY CLOWNS

"Totally insane is an Original Composition Written, Produced and Performed by Billie Ballantine
Back Beat by Jordon Reese"

See also https://www.tsu.co/BoozinBozo

If you aren’t on tsu yet, join via https://www.tsu.co/djuggler

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Anxiety Drugs and Addiction April 24, 2014 9:10 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Health, Humor, Mental, Philosophy
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They say Xanax is addictive but I’ve found that once you hit 10mg you can stave off the desire to make the dosage higher by simply taking more frequent 10mg dosages throughout the day. Addiction averted!

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It’s not OCD April 17, 2014 1:16 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Health, Humor, Mental, Philosophy
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It’s not OCD. Waffles just taste better if every square has butter in it.

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I live in a bubble February 20, 2014 9:19 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Humor, Philosophy
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This is a good reminder that I live in a different world than most people.

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Deep Thoughts January 21, 2014 10:46 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Humor, Philosophy
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Almonds are cool.
Until you being to imagine you are eating tiny cockroaches.

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You might be a programmer January 18, 2014 9:50 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy, Programming, Technology
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You might be a programmer if…
…you’ve ever sat at your desk, computer in one hand, pot of coffee in the other, and considered wearing an adult diaper.

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Mark Ruffalo tells a great story December 6, 2013 9:36 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest
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Freekah Da Americans Out November 16, 2013 4:38 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor
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Freekah Da Americans out. Put Ziyad Brand in your grocery.

Untitled

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Cat problem? September 3, 2013 5:27 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
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Do you have a problem with cats accumulating on your hardwood floors? If so, get the new Cat Swiffer!

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Breaking Bad’s Newest Druglord August 19, 2013 12:44 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest, TV / Movies
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Today’s Best Definition August 2, 2013 9:38 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
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[A]goraphobia, an illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.

[Source, Imgur]

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Please wash your feet May 7, 2013 6:33 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
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For the kitties!

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