"Murphy was an optimist!"
iPhone 7s next audio upgrade September 16, 2016 11:28 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
At first I laughed, then it occurred to me that this could work very well!
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Boozin’ Bozo is your m-f’ing friend December 13, 2014 10:46 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest
I have too many friends who will enjoy this brilliance by Billie Ballantine? to not post. That said, if you are 18 or under, don’t watch this video. If you have sensitive ears, don’t watch this video (language warning). If you are afraid of clowns, don’t watch…hell, watch this video, Boozin’ Bozo? is your M-F friend!
WARNING: GRAPHIC LANGUAGE/SCARY CLOWNS
"Totally insane is an Original Composition Written, Produced and Performed by Billie Ballantine
Back Beat by Jordon Reese"
See also https://www.tsu.co/BoozinBozo
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Anxiety Drugs and Addiction April 24, 2014 9:10 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Health, Humor, Mental, Philosophy
They say Xanax is addictive but I’ve found that once you hit 10mg you can stave off the desire to make the dosage higher by simply taking more frequent 10mg dosages throughout the day. Addiction averted!add a comment
It’s not OCD April 17, 2014 1:16 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Health, Humor, Mental, Philosophy
It’s not OCD. Waffles just taste better if every square has butter in it.add a comment
I live in a bubble February 20, 2014 9:19 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Humor, Philosophy
This is a good reminder that I live in a different world than most people.add a comment
Deep Thoughts January 21, 2014 10:46 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Deep Thoughts, Humor, Philosophy
Almonds are cool.
Until you being to imagine you are eating tiny cockroaches.
You might be a programmer January 18, 2014 9:50 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy, Programming, Technology
You might be a programmer if…
…you’ve ever sat at your desk, computer in one hand, pot of coffee in the other, and considered wearing an adult diaper.
Mark Ruffalo tells a great story December 6, 2013 9:36 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest
Freekah Da Americans Out November 16, 2013 4:38 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor
Freekah Da Americans out. Put Ziyad Brand in your grocery.add a comment
Cat problem? September 3, 2013 5:27 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
Do you have a problem with cats accumulating on your hardwood floors? If so, get the new Cat Swiffer!1 comment so far
Breaking Bad’s Newest Druglord August 19, 2013 12:44 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest, TV / Movies
Today’s Best Definition August 2, 2013 9:38 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
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[A]goraphobia, an illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.
Please wash your feet May 7, 2013 6:33 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
For the kitties!add a comment
Doug’s Dictionary May 1, 2013 3:36 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Humor, Of Being Dad, Philosophy, Touchy Subjects
Marriage – the longest funeral procession you’ll ever live through.add a comment
Sniglets April 29, 2013 8:17 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
Remember that fad in the 80s inspired by Rich Hall on Not Necessarily the News when everyone was making up words like detrunkus and giving them made up definitions like the act of losing ones shorts when diving into a pool. And we all bought several books of these Sniglets. I thought of one today:
lottoptimism – spending money on the belief that your next lottery ticket will be the winner.
Of course, lottoptimism leads us to:
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lottonomics – the result of living with lottoptimism which often results in the loss of property and becoming friends with guys with names like Vinni who say things like "hey boss" a lot.