"Murphy was an optimist!"
Doug’s Dictionary May 1, 2013 3:36 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Humor, Of Being Dad, Philosophy, Touchy Subjects
Marriage – the longest funeral procession you’ll ever live through.add a comment
Sniglets April 29, 2013 8:17 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
Remember that fad in the 80s inspired by Rich Hall on Not Necessarily the News when everyone was making up words like detrunkus and giving them made up definitions like the act of losing ones shorts when diving into a pool. And we all bought several books of these Sniglets. I thought of one today:
lottoptimism – spending money on the belief that your next lottery ticket will be the winner.
Of course, lottoptimism leads us to:
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lottonomics – the result of living with lottoptimism which often results in the loss of property and becoming friends with guys with names like Vinni who say things like "hey boss" a lot.
Dove Campaign for Real Beauty Continues with New Ads April 19, 2013 1:11 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor
I’ve been moved by the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty since its inception. The evolution film was powerful. Now Dove is at it again using forensic artists to draw people as they see themselves and then again as others see them.add a comment
Lunch and forgiveness April 18, 2013 12:12 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Food, Health, Humor, Philosophy
Dear Lard which art in my belly, Harden be my arteries.
Thy heart attack come,
Thy fat be in views, as it is in muscle.
Give me this day my daily quarter pounder.
And forgive me this meal, as we forgive others.
The Golden Arches of temptation,
Deliver us early: into thine grave,
and the salt, oh the salt, high blood pressure.
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"So, how’d you end up in Hell?"
NOOOOOoooooooo! December 9, 2012 12:46 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : HTML, Humor, Of Interest, Programming, Technology
Shelf Elf is watching you poop December 2, 2012 10:43 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Christmas, Daily Life, Holiday, Humor, Philosophy
Oh! That explains Mtv. November 11, 2012 8:21 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Music, Of Interest, TV / Movies
The Conception September 29, 2012 3:50 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Religion / Spirituality, Sex, Touchy Subjects
WARNING! Inappropriate joke here within. September 13, 2012 10:30 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Politics, Touchy Subjects, United States
On the political scene, Sarah Palin posted on Facebook:
If [President Obama] doesn’t have a ‘big stick’ to carry, maybe it’s time for him to grow one.
She does know he’s a black man doesn’t she?add a comment
At the barber shop June 25, 2012 12:33 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Publishing, Video
I wish my dates had been this transparent March 21, 2012 7:13 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor
NSFW!add a comment
This kid is going to do alright! March 7, 2012 11:34 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest, Sex, Touchy Subjects
Actually, he should be a teenager now and needs to make a current animated gif.add a comment
Everyone Poops March 2, 2012 3:12 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest
Watch this without laughing to tears. I dare you!add a comment
Chuck Testa Stuffed a Girl! October 12, 2011 2:10 pmPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest
Mandatory Retirement Age for Strippers October 11, 2011 9:16 amPosted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor
As funny as this is, I have to respectfully disagree. Being male, I personally know that even sad tits are still something to be admired.1 comment so far