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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Doug’s Dictionary May 1, 2013 3:36 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Family, Humor, Of Being Dad, Philosophy, Touchy Subjects
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Marriage – the longest funeral procession you’ll ever live through.

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Sniglets April 29, 2013 8:17 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Philosophy
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Remember that fad in the 80s inspired by Rich Hall on Not Necessarily the News when everyone was making up words like detrunkus and giving them made up definitions like the act of losing ones shorts when diving into a pool. And we all bought several books of these Sniglets. I thought of one today:

lottoptimism – spending money on the belief that your next lottery ticket will be the winner.

Of course, lottoptimism leads us to:

lottonomics – the result of living with lottoptimism which often results in the loss of property and becoming friends with guys with names like Vinni who say things like "hey boss" a lot.

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Dove Campaign for Real Beauty Continues with New Ads April 19, 2013 1:11 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor
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I’ve been moved by the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty since its inception. The evolution film was powerful. Now Dove is at it again using forensic artists to draw people as they see themselves and then again as others see them.

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Lunch and forgiveness April 18, 2013 12:12 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Food, Health, Humor, Philosophy
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Dear Lard which art in my belly, Harden be my arteries.
Thy heart attack come,
Thy fat be in views, as it is in muscle.
Give me this day my daily quarter pounder.
And forgive me this meal, as we forgive others.
The Golden Arches of temptation,
Deliver us early: into thine grave,
and the salt, oh the salt, high blood pressure.
Ack!

"So, how’d you end up in Hell?"
"Clogged arteries."

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NOOOOOoooooooo! December 9, 2012 12:46 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : HTML, Humor, Of Interest, Programming, Technology
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Shelf Elf is watching you poop December 2, 2012 10:43 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Christmas, Daily Life, Holiday, Humor, Philosophy
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Forget about Jeff Goldblum! (See also)

Shelf Elf is watching you poop

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Oh! That explains Mtv. November 11, 2012 8:21 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Music, Of Interest, TV / Movies
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The Conception September 29, 2012 3:50 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Religion / Spirituality, Sex, Touchy Subjects
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WARNING! Inappropriate joke here within. September 13, 2012 10:30 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Politics, Touchy Subjects, United States
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On the political scene, Sarah Palin posted on Facebook:

If [President Obama] doesn’t have a ‘big stick’ to carry, maybe it’s time for him to grow one.

[Source, Facebook and Huffington Post]

She does know he’s a black man doesn’t she?

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At the barber shop June 25, 2012 12:33 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Publishing, Video
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I wish my dates had been this transparent March 21, 2012 7:13 pm

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NSFW!


Upstairs by shawnwines

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This kid is going to do alright! March 7, 2012 11:34 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest, Sex, Touchy Subjects
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Actually, he should be a teenager now and needs to make a current animated gif.

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Everyone Poops March 2, 2012 3:12 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest
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Watch this without laughing to tears. I dare you!

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Chuck Testa Stuffed a Girl! October 12, 2011 2:10 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor, Of Interest
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Who is Chuck Testa?

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Mandatory Retirement Age for Strippers October 11, 2011 9:16 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Humor
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As funny as this is, I have to respectfully disagree. Being male, I personally know that even sad tits are still something to be admired.

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