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Politically Incorrect Humor

Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goat’s milk.

One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

“This is my oldest son. He’s a martyr.”

“Here’s my second son. He’s a martyr too!”

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully, “They blow up so fast, don’t they?”

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Yes! Got some cleaning done (put things away not t…

Yes! Got some cleaning done (put things away not thrown away). And reorganized in the bedroom to better understand what is in our mystery boxes. Identified several to grow through and throw stuff away while everyone else is asleep.

Found some of my books that I’ve been looking for (magic books, music tablature etc) but still not the Jeep manual.

Time to update the list of missing things:

Things I can’t find:

my house keys

– the bathroom caulk

– the two caulk guns

– my mind

– a job

– me

the Haynes manual to fix the Jeep

– time

– most of my tools

my sunglasses

fingernail clippers (neither of the two)

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Another funny 404 Amy rants "MOm MEE!" and now …

Amy rants “MOm MEE!” and now climbs into my lap to help at the computer. Wow! 5 sneezes! Earlier she said “Dada type” and “Dada’s [d]rink” and “frog frog frog” and “redip reedip”. She just now almost dropped my coffee mug and surprisedily (such a word?) said sharply “Whoa!” Yuck! She is spitting into my coffee mug! OH! No she is saying “Hot” and blowing into the empty mug!

I recorded Amy’s voice and just played it back for her and she got surprised and silenced, stood on my lap, leaning toward the computer, listened for a second said “who dat?” listened some more then said “dat me!”