It was never about money. It was about time.
Author: Doug McCaughan
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Questions of home owners
Questions home owners should not ask #962
“Hmm. When was the last time I looked in the attic?”
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Texts from the kids
“Dad!”
“Um”
“Whhaaaaa?”
“Gross”
“Dad, you are sending pictures to mom in the group chat again.”
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Your life can improve
If you feel a mess
If you are depressed
If chaos rules the day
Perhaps you’d rather sleep it awayPlay the lottery
For that quick fix
Four dollars
Buys a little hopeA magic bean
Will not fix
The problems
You have seenInstead
Choose something small
Wake up, floss those teeth
Floss them allTomorrow
Add another small task
Instead of stinking
Take a bathDon’t let the bath
Replace the floss
Combine them together
To be a bossNext day when you awake
Hit the floor
Eight pushups
Maybe moreThese small tasks add up
Do a little more
And those huge tasks
Will shrink awayDay after day
Is how habits form
One day soon
You will wake up with tasks no more. -
Reboot
Feel like I’m waking up again.
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90%
Yesterday was delirium. Today I have a massive headache but am functional.
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How do people in hospitals do it?
I don’t wanna sleep anymore. But I don’t have the energy to do anything else.
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Ugh
I jumped rope today and now I’m vomiting. Coincidence? I think not.
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Special talents
“Home ownership” should be listed on your resume under skills.
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Get rewards they said
I’ll get right on that
