Author: djuggler

Student: I am not looking forward to today.
Master: Will you brood over it tomorrow?

Student: I am dropping my greatest vice cold turkey!
Master: What’s wrong with cold turkey?

Student: Why can’t I learn to keep my mouth shut?
Master: Happiness comes to the man who communicates with his ears.

Amy, 3 years old, was playing with these finger puppets and announced, "it’s Star Whores!" 

Anyone else notice the irony in the manufacturer’s choice of colors, politically speaking?

9 year old: "Now that I have [cable] in my room I don’t play the Playstation nearly as much!"

Interesting pictorial from someone that shot several locks to see if they could do what we see in the movies.

More acceptance that animals reduce stress.

WALKING the dog, stroking the cat or even swimming with dolphins could be the best medicine for coping with stressed-out modern life, doctors said yesterday.

They went there

Guess what sarah wants

Simple pleasures

Webmasters who didn’t think (or did they!) when registering their domains!

My favorites are http://www.penisland.net/ (worksafe) and http://www.therapistfinder.com/.

Student: I have lost one of my greatest reasons for living.
Master: Live on so that others don’t lose their greatest reason for living.

Oobi the scratch master!

I ask the 3 year old to put the infants dirty diaper in the diaper pail while I finish putting on the new diaper. She walks half way down the hall, turns toward me, holds the diaper on the fingertips of one hand, and exclaims, "It’s a miracle!"

Amanda Congdon of RocketBoom fame introduced us to a house lit with Christmas tree lights syncrhonized to Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s "Wizards in Winter" (from The Lost Christmas Eve album) in her Monday show then again on Tuesday which also revealed the house to be in Mason, OH. Apparently Carson Williams used 88 light-o-rama channels to control his 16,000 christmas lights.

Amanda has the full video of the house’s show.

On Tuesday Amanda told us that the light show had made it into Snopes with an "undetermined" status. I guess I need to send my folks on the hunt for the house. Should be easy since Amanda’s Tuesday show also revealed the home owner’s name with credits to Alek. Now I think Amanda pronounced Snopes incorrectly. I pronounce it with a long O same as you would "nope" but Amanda pronounced it with an ew sound like in Snoopy which would make sense because the definition of snoop is " To pry into the private affairs of others, especially by prowling about." however I think that it wouldn’t be Snopes then it would be Snoops.