It is impossible to get out of bed when two cats are sleeping on you.
I awake at 4am and suddenly all the animals think, "Yea! New feeding time!"
Depending on your perspective, this is either a genius or not very brilliant solution to a cat problem. The kittens have taken to chewing electrical cords. At $80 a cord, Apple is loving our kittens. So, I’ve decided to train them away from cords…by squirting them with water when I see them chewing a cord. I think it is a spark of genius! One way or another, this problem will end.