Reality Me

Category: Gimli

  • The cats will win

    I’m the game of will between you trying to sleep in and the hungry cats trying to get fed, the cats will win every time.

  • Lazy Saturday

  • Words of Wisdom

    Don’t drink and buy apps for your cat.

  • Feeding Frenzy

    I awake at 4am and suddenly all the animals think, "Yea! New feeding time!"

  • How to make Mom frown

    Curiosity Killed the Cat

    Dad: "Noah come here for an important PSA."
    Dad: "Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought him back. But only in a fable. In real life, cats don’t come back."
    Noah: "Ok."
    Dad: "But the cat came back for it wouldn’t stay away."
    Dad: "Well, he came back in a song. But not real life."
    Dad: "So, the cat has taken to climbing into the dryer."
    Dad: "And if you ran the dryer with the cat in it you know what that would mean?"
    Dad: "It would mean that our furniture wouldn’t get further scratched up."
    Dad: "All joking aside."
    Dad: "It would be bad to run the dryer with the cat in it."
    Dad: "Because it is really difficult to get the smell of cooked cat out of cotton."