"Murphy was an optimist!"
Of Grasshoppers October 26, 2006 8:34 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I keep oversleeping. What does it mean?
Master: It means Sunday, October 29th you’re screwed.
Personally, Daylight Saving Time (not day light savings time) has always confused me. I never really took time to understand when it was beginning or ending. For the record, at 2am Sunday October 29, Daylight Saving Time ends and we enter Standard Time.
add a commentOf Grasshoppers October 13, 2006 6:13 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: What purpose does anger serve?
Master: To hurt.
Of Grasshoppers October 6, 2006 5:57 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: What do you do as the wagon speeds out of control toward the cliff?
Master: Look at the brakes, not the cliff.
Of Grasshoppers September 19, 2006 7:11 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: How can I regain my confidence?
Master: Quit chasing the rabbit. Chase the turtle.
Of Grasshoppers September 14, 2006 9:59 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Could I have botched things beyond repair?
Master: Try using the correct tools.
Of Grasshoppers August 9, 2006 10:25 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Why are Wednesdays so hard?
Master: Why do you fight the tide?
Of Grasshoppers July 17, 2006 4:29 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I’ve made a terrible mess of things.
Master: Sometimes you have to mess-up to cleanup.
Of Grasshoppers July 5, 2006 3:17 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I find separating tiredness from weariness difficult.
Master: Those who hide under the covers are not tired.
Of Grasshoppers June 30, 2006 11:56 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I’m blind!
Master: Open your eyes.
Of Grasshoppers June 29, 2006 7:29 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: It’s not working.
Master: Change something.
Of Grasshoppers April 30, 2006 5:28 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Why do we have adversity?
Master: To prevent complacency.
Of Grasshoppers April 25, 2006 3:13 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I am unprepared.
Master: We are born unprepared.
Of Grasshoppers April 19, 2006 7:15 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I see rain in the forecast.
Master: I see flowers.
Of Grasshoppers April 15, 2006 8:29 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: Why do I feel guilty after doing something fun?
Master: Does your fun come at someone else’s expense?
Of Grasshoppers March 26, 2006 6:12 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, PhilosophyStudent: I’m failing my family so badly.
Master: Bemoaning failure does little to make success.