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Category: Of Grasshoppers

Philosophical discussions between “student” and “master” intended to inspire deep thought.

Posted on October 26, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I keep oversleeping. What does it mean?
Master: It means Sunday, October 29th you’re screwed.

Personally, Daylight Saving Time (not day light savings time) has always confused me. I never really took time to understand when it was beginning or ending. For the record, at 2am Sunday October 29, Daylight Saving Time ends and we enter Standard Time.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on October 13, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: What purpose does anger serve?
Master: To hurt.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on October 6, 2006October 6, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: What do you do as the wagon speeds out of control toward the cliff?
Master: Look at the brakes, not the cliff.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on September 19, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: How can I regain my confidence?
Master: Quit chasing the rabbit. Chase the turtle.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on September 14, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Could I have botched things beyond repair?
Master: Try using the correct tools.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on August 9, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Why are Wednesdays so hard?
Master: Why do you fight the tide?

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on July 17, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I’ve made a terrible mess of things.
Master: Sometimes you have to mess-up to cleanup.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on July 5, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — 1 Comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I find separating tiredness from weariness difficult.
Master: Those who hide under the covers are not tired.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on June 30, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I’m blind!
Master: Open your eyes.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on June 29, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: It’s not working.
Master: Change something.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on April 30, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Why do we have adversity?
Master: To prevent complacency.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on April 25, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I am unprepared.
Master: We are born unprepared.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on April 19, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I see rain in the forecast.
Master: I see flowers.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on April 15, 2006April 15, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Why do I feel guilty after doing something fun?
Master: Does your fun come at someone else’s expense?

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
Posted on March 26, 2006 by Doug McCaughan — Leave a comment

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I’m failing my family so badly.
Master: Bemoaning failure does little to make success.

Categories: Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy

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