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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Of Grasshoppers October 26, 2006 8:34 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: I keep oversleeping. What does it mean?
Master: It means Sunday, October 29th you’re screwed.

Personally, Daylight Saving Time (not day light savings time) has always confused me. I never really took time to understand when it was beginning or ending. For the record, at 2am Sunday October 29, Daylight Saving Time ends and we enter Standard Time.

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Of Grasshoppers October 13, 2006 6:13 pm

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Student: What purpose does anger serve?
Master: To hurt.

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Of Grasshoppers October 6, 2006 5:57 am

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Student: What do you do as the wagon speeds out of control toward the cliff?
Master: Look at the brakes, not the cliff.

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Of Grasshoppers September 19, 2006 7:11 am

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Student: How can I regain my confidence?
Master: Quit chasing the rabbit. Chase the turtle.

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Of Grasshoppers September 14, 2006 9:59 pm

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Student: Could I have botched things beyond repair?
Master: Try using the correct tools.

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Of Grasshoppers August 9, 2006 10:25 pm

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Student: Why are Wednesdays so hard?
Master: Why do you fight the tide?

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Of Grasshoppers July 17, 2006 4:29 pm

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Student: I’ve made a terrible mess of things.
Master: Sometimes you have to mess-up to cleanup.

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Of Grasshoppers July 5, 2006 3:17 am

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Student: I find separating tiredness from weariness difficult.
Master: Those who hide under the covers are not tired.

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Of Grasshoppers June 30, 2006 11:56 am

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Student: I’m blind!
Master: Open your eyes.

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Of Grasshoppers June 29, 2006 7:29 am

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Student: It’s not working.
Master: Change something.

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Of Grasshoppers April 30, 2006 5:28 pm

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Student: Why do we have adversity?
Master: To prevent complacency.

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Of Grasshoppers April 25, 2006 3:13 am

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Student: I am unprepared.
Master: We are born unprepared.

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Of Grasshoppers April 19, 2006 7:15 am

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Student: I see rain in the forecast.
Master: I see flowers.

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Of Grasshoppers April 15, 2006 8:29 am

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Student: Why do I feel guilty after doing something fun?
Master: Does your fun come at someone else’s expense?

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Of Grasshoppers March 26, 2006 6:12 pm

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Student: I’m failing my family so badly.
Master: Bemoaning failure does little to make success.

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