#coap – Reality Me

Confessions of a programmer

Confessions of a programmer: As a coffee drinker and programmer, I don’t want a standing desk; I want a desk with a urinal. #coap

My job does not pay me enough to afford the quantity of alcohol required to do my job. #coap

Sometimes I think, "adult diapers probably aren’t that bad." #coap

Coffee is my fuel. #coap

Sometimes we program; other times, we guess. #coaj