"Murphy was an optimist!"
Top 10 Ways to have a happy marriage July 10, 2008 12:24 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Health, Humor, Love, Mental, Philosophy, Sex, Touchy Subjects@RandomChick asks "what’s the key to a successful/happy marriage?"
- Never let your wives find out about each other.
- Having a twin brother, never telling anyone, one works/one is at home, and the two of you can never be seen together.
- Lots of money. Because money can buy you happiness! And it can buy you love. But if you want happiness in marriage, never use your money to buy love.
- Nannies, babysitters, Mary Poppins, Oh My!
- Two houses. She should be living in the one you aren’t remodeling.
- Date nights! Just because you are married doesn’t mean you should quit dating. Get a babysitter for the children and act like you did before you said, "I do!" And don’t talk about todo lists, appointments, or other issues on your date!
- Remember small things add up. Leave a note, scrub a back, do one of your spouses chores (that is unless she hates the way you fold clothes and in that case just stay away from the laundry!), or knock something off that honey do list you’ve been ignoring.
- Viagra + Zoloft + Depakote
- Read The Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman
and practice it.
- Be married to my wife! (But be aware you’ll have to support me as well as the five children too)
Quote of the Day June 24, 2008 8:11 am
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Health, Mental, Philosophy, QuoteFrom Les Jones who got it from Random Nuclear Strikes:
"Most people are just about as happy as they make up their minds to be."
— Abraham Lincoln
I always question whether or not these famous people really said these things, but it doesn’t matter because I really like the message.
add a commentIt’s good to be 3 May 27, 2008 3:10 pm
Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Evan, Family
Happy Birthday Evan!
