Tag: joe

  • Coffee Emergency!

    Code red! Code red! The last of the coffee grounds have been brewed. There is no more coffee in this house! Warning! Warning! Expect unpredictable behavior and mood swings. javajavajava

  • Noooo…. Grounds!

    The coffee is gone! The coffee is gone! Watch for riots in the streets! How could we have let all the coffee grounds run out.

    Oh bean!
    How I miss thee
    Not long ago
         I coddled thee
    I’d shake your bag
         Like a maraca
    We’d laugh with glee
    Then I’d give you a ride
    The grinder it spun
    To fine powder
    Then a steam bath for you
    While you drip dried
    I’d have a drink
    Now I thirst.