Reality Me

Tag: semantics

  • From the mouths of babes

    Dad:"Who put the roll of toilet paper on the bathroom floor?"
    Amy, 6 years old:"Not me."
    Dad:"Didn’t you just use the bathroom?"
    Amy:"Yes."
    Dad:"Then you put the toilet paper on the floor."
    Amy, the wordsmith:"No. I didn’t put the toilet paper on the floor. I dropped it on the floor!"