My taxes have electronically drifted off to the IRS. This is an incredible relief! See, the last time I filed taxes as April 15, 1999. Most people don’t know how to respond to a statement like that. Typically the jaw drops and the subject changes quickly. I also had an IRS agent come a hair short of calling me a moron.
Obviously there is a backstory but I have to consider the movie rights before revealing the whole plot. I can say it has some classic themes that the Coen brothers would really enjoy.
I just feel a little more human being a good citizen again. Now that 2005 is filed I can go back and start fixing the other years.
How on God’s green earth did you stay out of pmita prison?
That’s a popular question!