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"Murphy was an optimist!"

Ipod generation August 19, 2008 11:16 am

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Jammin’

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Of Grasshoppers August 19, 2008 10:52 am

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Student: Will you help carry my load?
Master: No. I will show you how to lighten it.

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Not Found August 19, 2008 6:43 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life
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I woke this morning in my regular panic, bolting upright in bed and glancing at the digital clock on the cable box. It read 404! That’s not a good time for a web developer to wake up!

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State of Me August 18, 2008 11:57 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Doug's Mantras, Philosophy
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Stress has me broken out in a cold sweat. All I can do is watch the clock tick down like a timer on a bomb. With each tick of the second hand, my stomach knots a little tighter. All I can do is watch that clock. I can’t program right now. Think I’ll sit on the porch and listen to nature and perhaps chant the Diamoku or throw up.

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Of Grasshoppers August 18, 2008 5:37 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Of Grasshoppers, Philosophy
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Student: I cannot handle any more conflict in my life.
Master: Quit fighting.

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Overthinking the problem August 18, 2008 12:36 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life, Programming, Technology
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As a programmer, I solve problems. For my clients and myself it is important that I solve the problems as efficiently as possible with the caveat that the efficient solution must be scalable and have enough foresight as to cost effectively allow for unpredicted modifications in the future. A trap that developers fall into is overthinking the problem.

Imagine walking out of your house and realizing right as the door closed that you left your keys beside the television. Your mind races. You get all MacGyvery and start looking for a paperclip to use with your pocket knife as a makeshift lock pick. You ponder knocking out a window pane or lowering yourself down the chimney. The schemes escalate and become more elaborate. This is how a programmer overthinking the problem creates unnecessary levels of complexity which can lead to buggy code. The solution could be as simple as checking the other doors to see if one is open or getting the spare key from the neighbor. Or even more simple, doing a sanity check by confirming that the key is not in your pocket. Perhaps you didn’t even lock the door which is now the subject of your ornate plotting.

How can a programmer prevent overthinking a problem and wasting time?

Using the same techniques writers use to alleviate writer’s block can cure coder’s block. Now I must return to the problem that I overcomplicated by overthinking it.

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5 children in 5 schools August 18, 2008 10:30 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Daily Life
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It’s official! All 5 of the children are in 5 different schools right now. The house is quiet and computer code is pouring out of my fingers!

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Scouts August 17, 2008 6:30 pm

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Hickey from a snake bite kit.

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Don’t waste your life August 17, 2008 1:53 pm

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State of Me August 17, 2008 12:32 pm

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Just used my last green tea bag. Stress is so high that dizzy spells are threatening.

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Today’s Deep Thought August 17, 2008 10:53 am

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Of all the things I ever wanted to be, I am none of them.

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Ready for college August 16, 2008 12:13 pm

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From the mouths of babes August 16, 2008 12:54 am

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Amy, Cathy, Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babes, Of Being Dad
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Amy, 6 years old, asking Dad: "Why is your tummy so big?"
Mom: "Amy, that’s not nice."
Amy: "But it’s bigger than it used to be!"
Dad: "I’m pregnant."

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From the mouths of babes August 15, 2008 10:49 pm

Posted by Doug McCaughan in : Cathy, Daily Life, Family, From the mouths of babes, Tommy
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Tommy, turned 18 today, and is signing his voter registration paperwork: "What is today?"
Mom: "What do you think today is?"
Tommy, irritated: "What is today’s date?!"

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Teamwork! August 15, 2008 8:50 pm

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