I really have to god damned quit with this fucking cursing.
Month: June 2014
I volunteered for what?!
Oh, the hazards of saying, "yes." (This is actually going to be fun but the scope is far greater than I’d imagined)
I’m not shopping there
While I would have to become a recluse living in a cave in the woods and buying nothing from any company to ride my moral high horse, I still don’t have to shop at Hobby Lobby who ships junk from China and resells it at a high markup. (just read this…search for one child per famliy and hypocrisy). Hobby Town sells model rocket engines cheaper than Hobby Lobby and Michaels, A.C. Moore, and Jo Anne’s have all the other stuff…cheaper. So, Hobby Lobby just go stand over there with Exxon and Chick-fil-a.
SCOTUS really screwed the pooch on this one. Sure hope they were wearing a condom. Wonder who paid for the condom?
Failing to sleep
The worse part of insomnia is the constant nattering between your inner voices…one continuously going over the list of things you could be doing…the other telling you that in five more minutes you’ll fall asleep. Insomnia would be so much better in silence!
7 Cups of Tea, by Lu Tong (795 – 835 CE)
The first cup kisses away my thirst,
and my loneliness is quelled by the second.
The third gives insight worthy of ancient scrolls,
and the fourth exiles my troubles.
My body becomes lighter with the fifth,
and the sixth sends word from immortals.
But the seventh—oh the seventh cup—
if I drink you, a wind will hurry my wings
toward the sacred island.
Translated by Christopher Nelson
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I’m fighting depression.
Master: You’d be happier putting your fight elsewhere.
Quite possibly done
I don’t know if I have any fight in me left.
Soul for sale
Soul for sale: six figures, quality insurance, and a relocation package…the higher the number the greater amount of soul you can have. Want 12-14 hour work days, 7 days a week? Just name the correct figure. Vacation package? Nice but not necessary.
The antialarm
It is impossible to get out of bed when two cats are sleeping on you.
Of Parenting
While raising boys is easier than girls, once the boys hit their midteens, starting your day without uttering the word "morons" becomes difficult. –Red
Of Being Dad
I grow tired of trying to get the children to "use an inside voice." So, I have decided to simply put on my headphones and play the music loud enough to deafen myself.
Family
"Family" is Latin for "never enough bathrooms."
Of Grasshoppers
Student: No one listens.
Master:
Back on the health kick
Today I took time to eat breakfast despite the overwhelming desire to rush out the door and just grab some food on the way. I also took time to make my lunch. While this encourages me eating at my desk, it is healthier, mentally more relaxing than fighting traffic and deciding where to eat, and saves money. Hopefully I can make this a trend.
Update: In a moment of weakness, I got some junk food. I opened the package and immediately thought, "that smells disgusting…let’s put it in my mouth." Then I threw it away.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I just want to be happy.
Master: A flower just wants a little sunshine.