Author: djuggler

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The Famiglia Cristiana weekly has apologized for showing a naked bottom in a country where nudity is common in non-religious magazines. If you want to see what the fuss is about, Speigel’s Daily Take has published the photograph toward the bottom of the page.

The advert, for a maker of ventilation machines, shows a naked bottom through a misty glass shower door. “If you want to see clearly, call an electrician now,” reads the text.
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Editor Antonio Sciortino initially defended the magazine’s decision to run the advert but backed down after complaints from readers.

Instead of apologising, shouldn’t he have just asked for forgiveness?

Come one ladies! Let’s feel good about ourselves! Body image, not menopause, causes lack of desire

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Women who lose their sexual desire as they age may not be the victims of hormonal changes but may be reacting to their own body image, U.S. researchers reported on Wednesday. The more a woman perceived herself as less attractive, the more likely she was to report a decline in sexual desire or activity over the past 10 years…

If we tell you that you look good, we aren’t lying!

Nearly 21 percent of the women could not think of even one attractive feature and reported an overall sense of dissatisfaction with their bodies…disliked their stomachs or abdomens, hips, thighs and legs.

The result?

Two-thirds of the women said they either desired sex less than 10 years before or that they had sex less often.
The women reported that when they did have sex, there was a high level of enjoyment, with 72 percent saying they were physically and emotionally satisfied in their sexual relationships.

"A high level of enjoyment" so feel good about yourself and, well, feel good!

I was in the car with a friend of the mine the other day and we came upon a green light and he stopped. The light turned red and he drove through the intersection.

I was scared to death and agast cried out, "Where’d you learn how to drive?!"

He said, "My brother taught me."

I said, "But you’re supposed to stop on a red light and go on a green light."

He replied, "But my brother might be on the other street."

Student: Must I wear a mask for everyone?
Master: Once you don a mask, removing it only reveals another mask.

So my … ahem… naked wife just strolled down here and was busying herself with laundry when she suddenly realized the camera was pointed directly at her. Her calm response, "Honey! Could you please turn off your camera?" The only thing preserving her integrity and the PG-13 rating on this blog was…the cat sitting on my keyboard!

Frappr brings us this podcast from Honolulu by a Lost fan. (I haven’t listened yet)

For you Lost (amz) fans, transcripts are online at an unofficial fan site. The site also has a downloadable Dharma Initiative Countdown Clock! You can now enter the numbers every 108 minutes from your very own computer. 🙂

Alright, mention legal terms and get $8 clicks on Adsense but mention your cat in a humorous, suggestive way and get public service ads!

Btw, the reason for that post was the cat was feeling needy so no matter how many times I put her somewhere else the cat would walk across my keyboard and get back into my lap. Normally no problem but today I wasn’t in the mood then the kicker came when the cat sat on my keyboard tray then launched it through the back of my desk as she jumped to the floor.

My pussy is irritating me and I am about to build a desktop cat-apult!

Waiting on Michael… Click. Refresh.. I know his post is coming… Lost Lost Lost….

Shigeki reminds us to keep our minds sharp we must exercise them them. Shigeki bought a very cool calculator that quizes with math problems. I used to do the same thing daily with Yahoo’s daily math problem.

Reading is another way to keep our minds sharp and not lose vocabulary. When was the last time you picked up a book?

In related information, a government study on Fish Oil and Alpha Lipoic Acid in Treating Alzheimer’s Disease has been done. (Wow! 10268 studies currently recruiting volunteers!) Fish oils help fight dementia and help the brain.

Lost in 11 minutes!

I need a vacation!

Are you a Lost fan? A true fan?