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Masterbate for Life

Masterbation can get you "from one day to life in prison"

Larry Harrison Jr., 20, a U-M sophomore and a 6-foot-3, 300-pound football player … For the second time in six days was approaching Katie Karlson’s house near the University of Michigan campus with his pants down, masturbating. Victims say Harrison’s status as a leading tackler for the Wolverines makes it harder to accuse him.

You know, what he is doing is wrong but life in prison for choking the monkey is a little out of whack. We have harder crimes doing less time and we are locking people up for years for crimes like this (which should be required therapy not jail) or smoking marijuana (less harmful than alcohol)?!

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A New Day!

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This Morning

Yesterday was programming galore. My client will demo the product to his clients today at 5:30 so every moment of today has to be focused on code. I can take a breather tomorrow.

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A New Day!

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This Morning

Closed out a project yesterday. I frantically want to close out another today.

As soon as I do I’ll try to post some stories I’ve been saving up like the time I got to film a commercial with the country’s top 5 Hooter’s girls.

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Today’s Fix

I try to make a home repair or work on an improvement ever other day or so.

Today we have a doorknob on the bathroom door! Two weeks or so ago the doorknob quit working and was removed making it very difficult to get in and out of the bathroom.

Privacy and functionality have returned!

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Stop!

Yahoo! Shiny new brake components (new rotors and new calipers) are installed on the wagon! The only thing left to do is spend 30 minutes bleeding the brakes (takes 2 people) and put the tires back on. The car will be mobile by tomorrow evening.

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My Stress

At this very moment I want to simultaneously be shaving, working on the car, blogging, programming, cooking bacon and eggs and going over Noah’s scout work with him. And simultaneously serve Amy’s need for interaction and care. My head wants to explode.

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A New Day!

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This Morning

I overslept last night and am frustrated with myself. I look ahead into the week and can’t imagine how it is going to workout.

My chest is constantly tight now. I figure my first heart attack is in the making.

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Of Grasshoppers

Student: My mind is too cluttered. I cannot make a decision.

Master: Would you so be the scared grain of sand that desperately trys to cling to the glass or would you dive boldly into the uncertain vortex purely on faith to past to the other side? Eventually all must pass to the other side.