Whenever I get into a political debate and a Republican calls me a libtard, I retort, "Well, I find you repugnant." Then they just stare at me blankly because I used a big word.
At first I laughed, then it occurred to me that this could work very well!
I have too many friends who will enjoy this brilliance by Billie Ballantine? to not post. That said, if you are 18 or under, don’t watch this video. If you have sensitive ears, don’t watch this video (language warning). If you are afraid of clowns, don’t watch…hell, watch this video, Boozin’ Bozo? is your M-F friend!
WARNING: GRAPHIC LANGUAGE/SCARY CLOWNS
"Totally insane is an Original Composition Written, Produced and Performed by Billie Ballantine
Back Beat by Jordon Reese"
See also https://www.tsu.co/BoozinBozo
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They say Xanax is addictive but I’ve found that once you hit 10mg you can stave off the desire to make the dosage higher by simply taking more frequent 10mg dosages throughout the day. Addiction averted!
It’s not OCD. Waffles just taste better if every square has butter in it.
Almonds are cool.
Until you being to imagine you are eating tiny cockroaches.
You might be a programmer if…
…you’ve ever sat at your desk, computer in one hand, pot of coffee in the other, and considered wearing an adult diaper.
[A]goraphobia, an illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.