Philosophy – Page 14

To rue the day or not to rue the day

This day shall not own me!
For it is Monday
And I am master of my calendar!

May 14, 2012

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Tell me it is going to be okay.
Master: Do you already know the outcome?

May 14, 2012

Of Grasshoppers

Student: The mind is tired.
Master: The body is weak.

May 11, 2012

Oral Happiness

Stuck it in the mouth
And wiggled it about
Thrust back and forth
Then took it out
The stuff left behind
Was then spat out
Felt so good
Want to do it again
Brushing teeth
Leaves such a grin!

May 9, 2012

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Lifestyle changes in my imminent future.
Master: Ah! You’ll have a future!

May 8, 2012

Deep Thoughts

We never know how much more we can take upon ourselves until we try.

April 30, 2012

Of Grasshoppers

Student: My life has been one wake up call after another.
Master: When will you quit hitting snooze?

April 24, 2012

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I could have been…
Master: You are…

April 21, 2012

I will change the world

I recall childhood dreams
And the adult in me
Misses them
So it seems
All I have left are
Daydreams.

April 17, 2012

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I think it is best if I don’t speak.
Master: …

March 25, 2012

I wish my dates had been this transparent

NSFW!

Upstairs by shawnwines

March 21, 2012

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Have I been tired my entire life?
Master: Have you ever rested?

March 19, 2012

Of Grasshoppers

Student: Sometimes I feel I’ve lived too long.
Master: Give it a few more years.

March 13, 2012

This kid is going to do alright!

Actually, he should be a teenager now and needs to make a current animated gif.

March 7, 2012

Of Grasshoppers

Student: I must become a stronger man.
Master: You must exercise.

March 7, 2012

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