Therapist: “What issues would you like to discuss?”
Me: “blah blah blah”
Therapist: backs away slowly never taking eyes off of me
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I cannot do this.
Master: Will you do it anyway?
Of Grasshoppers
Student: What do you do when you are too tired to continue working?
Master: How hungry are you?
Of Grasshoppers
Student: My life should have been so much different.
Master: Perhaps you would enjoy the life you have more if you spent less time living the life you don’t have.
Words of Wisdom
Don’t drink and buy apps for your cat.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Every time I get my head above water, another wave comes crashing down upon me.
Master: Maybe you should get out of the water.
Deep Thoughts
I’ve given so much of me there’s nothing of me left.
Deep Thoughts
No one ever promised it would be easy.
Of Grasshoppers
<p><span class=”student”>Student:</span> I am only in control of this moment.<br /><span class=”master”>Master:</span> Then stop thinking about the moments yet to come.</p>
Deep Thoughts
Life really should come with a sound track.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I am capable of so much more.
Master: Show me.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I can’t do this.
Master: You will do this.
Doug’s Mantras
Quit using gutteral noises as a form of language.
Deep Thoughts
It is difficult to accomplish anything while your mind is trying to accomplish everything. –DM
True nobility is being superior to your former self
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.
—
Ernest Hemingway(not Hemingway)
