Dying is such a slow process. I’m nearly 41 years into my death and there’s still no end in sight.
Category: Philosophy
Think deep.
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So, just grab em?
Okay, what I gather from this Reddit discussion titled "Do women intentionally press there boobs up against men?" is that women basically have no feeling in their breasts. This changes everything! And explains a lot. You know, like when you’re working through certain Freudian fixations and she’s staring down at you with that quirky look of "can we get on with it already?!" like the one she wears when the line is moving too slowly at the grocery. Oh to be twelve again with this knowledge! …now where’d I put that book on erogenous zones?
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Of Grasshoppers
Student: I cannot live with my mistakes.
Master: Don’t live with them. Embrace them! Own them. For your mistakes are a part of your very being. -
Thank God I’m a Country Boy
You’re about to see a blurry man buttocks. It’s okay. It’s not bad and I wouldn’t even call it "not safe for work" It’s worth it to watch this whole thing!
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Task at hand
I am going to do all that I can and nothing more
And in the end, all will be done the best that I know how.