Been fighting a logic problem. Ready for this day to be done.
Communicating something?
Forgot I’m having lunch with s recruiter today. Didn’t shave. Wore beat up tennis shoes. Not my best outfit. Need a haircut. Bathed two weeks ago. I’m thinking there’s something subconscious going on here.
New rules for murder/suicide
Yesterday Knoxville suffered a shooting tragedy. My sympathies to the victims and the victim’s families.
While buying a paper this morning, yes I bought one…how quaint, several customers, the cashier and I discussed it and determined some rules of etiquette must be established for these murder/suicides. We feel it would be good manners if you would shoot yourself first and let your victims go second.
On a serious note, if you feel the need to murder/suicide, or even just to kill yourself, please seek help! You are loved and there are people who want to help who may just have not heard your cries yet. Find help at suicidehotlines.com
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I feel like I am fighting my destiny.
Master: Are you doing what you want?
Great relaxation / High anxiety
I had an awesome weekend. The offshoot of this wonderful weekend is a hellish Monday. I neglected some client obligations and much needed paperwork. Now to make up for it!
So I planted a flower
What is new media?
Things I don’t understand
If I can hear her voice from where I’m sitting, then she can hear you urinating while talking to her. Why do people talk on cellphones in the restroom? And on speakerphone?!
iGardner
Will it blend? iPad!
It’s Saturday! What does that mean?
Yard work, auto-repair, home repair, and programming of course!
I’m buying my wife one of these!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I am not in control today.
Master: Does one ever control the river? Just steer the boat.
April 1st
Normally you can’t believe anything you see, read, or hear on the Internet; today you might as well unplug and go read a book!
Seeking Symptom Free: Today’s Cocktail
I have a project that must be completed in three days. I cannot afford to be sick right now.
- 150/160mg Valturna
- A chug (approximately 1050mg) bismuth subsalicylate
- 180mg Simethicone
- 60mg dextromethorphan hydrobromide 14mg sodium
- 325mg Acetaminophen
- 200mg Guaifenesin
- 10mg dextromethorphan hydrobromide
- 5mg Phenylephrine
- 10mg loratadine
- 1000mg calcium carbonate
- 60mg simethicone
- .65% sodium chloride in deionized water
- 650mg aspirin