Seriously, I need someone to come ice my wrists like those assistants do for the football players on the sidelines. I’ve typed so much this weekend that if I still had a wedding right, it probably wouldn’t fit on any of my swollen fingers. I’m in like a runner’s high and almost working on autopilot with some heavenly glow surrounding. It’s like Fry’s 100th cup of coffee for programming.
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Home automation pains
I love the efforts we have made toward home automation. However, sometimes there are pains. For instances, often, “Alexa, turn off the goddamned timer” is much more effective than “Alexa, turn off the timer.”
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Sunday data recovery music
Music to get data recovered on a client server: The Offspring, Vampire Weekend, Gorillaz, Sugar Ray, The White Stripes, Steve Miller Band.
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Today I shall do ALL the things
I want to begin this week (Monday) with everything caught up. The list includes home maintenance, shed building, yard work, marking property lines, managing finances, scoutmaster duties, computer programming for clients, computer programming for me, and winning the lottery.
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How often should you beat your kids?
The Mathematical Association of America published a paper in 1990 using math to prove that you should beat your kids every day except Sunday.
Apparent this is an exercise in probability, generating functions, Stirling’s formula, the Gaussian integral, and more.
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Of Grasshoppers
Student: I will do all that I can do today and nothing more.
Master: Who will do the rest? -
Orgasmic Pizza
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.
CamSoda has partnered with Lovense to add a button to your vibrator that will order a pizza from dominos. That’s right. Did you just pleasure yourself so powerfully that your legs quit working but you are now starving? No worries. Just reach down to your vibrator once more, push the other button, and dominos will bring sustenance to your abode.
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How to end the day and begin the evening?
You reach a point each day when you have to ask yourself, "Beer or Real Hot Yoga?"
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From the mouths of babes
This is what it is like having a phone call with your teenager:
Me: "I love you."
Teen: "Alright. Bye." -
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