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    This Morning

    I awoke with my mind slipping away.

    This day is going to be rough.

  • Amy brings in the day – 1:07

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  • Half Naked Thursday

    So apparently there is this meme going around. Sounds like the kind of thing you don’t want to catch and that’s assuming I’m pronouncing it correctly. Anyhow, Below is my half naked picture.

    Half Naked Doug

  • I am victorious! (said with Russian accent of course)

    I managed to get the viruses off my friend’s machine! It was down to the line but the machine is fine tuned and humming! I am king of the geeks!

  • Gooble Gooble

    Cooked my first turkey ever today and I might say its looking pretty. Special thanks to Allrecipes for confirming the various information in other cookbooks and other sites.

  • Mental Retreat

    I need a weekend of meditation in the mountains. I need to hear no whine of monitors, no “blrumpant” of windows rebooting, no beep of incoming email, no farnkt of virus alerts and just escape technology for a day and a night.

  • Vasectomies no longer necessary; sterility available with a phone call

    Mobile Phones May Damage Sperm? Where your phone on your hit to prevent brain cancer! Unfortunately this is not a technique you will be able to share with your kids.

    Carrying a mobile in hip pockets or a holster on the waist could cut sperm count by nearly 30 percent…He added that the study did not seem to analyze stress levels, the type of jobs the men have and whether they smoked, which could all influence sperm count.

  • I should audio blog this!

    Things you miss without kids.

    “You didn’t ask!”

    yelling yelling

    “QUIT IT!”

    various bustling about noises.. parent awaits one child to clock the other

    “Mooom! Noah called me an idiot!”

  • Doggone Cat

    The cat is irritating me today. Everyone else is fine. Oh.. except for this computer that I’m repairing which has decided to take its sweet time getting the security updates from Microsoft.

  • Today’s Thought

    The hardest thing in life to do

    Is convince others

    Not to make the same mistakes as you.

    -DM May 15, 1990

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    This Morning

    I feel like my head is going to crack open. It’s not a headache. It’s more like a pressure cooker that cannot release the steam.

  • Performance Anxiety

    Couple had sex on stage during concert (WARNING! Pictures show nudity)

    …A banner was raised on stage informing the audience that the couple was having sex to save the rainforest…Last time Ellingsen and Johansson had public sex, they managed to collect NOK 100,000 (USD 14,677), but nobody wanted to take the money.

  • Beast Boys and Dixie Chicks

    Somehow judging by the Beast Boys latest lyrics I think they will not be voting for Bush.


    It Takes Time To Build lyrics

    If you don’t like the news then press eject

    Baby Davis getting older can’t take a rain check

    It’s time to let’em know what we expect

    Stop building SUV’s strung out on OPEC

    Hold up wait up you know we come correct

    You wanna change things up, well hey just get set

    It’s easier to sit back than stick out your neck

    It’s easier to break things than build it correct

    We’ve got a president we didn’t elect

    The Kyoto treaty he decided to neglect

    And still the US just wants to flex

    Keep doin’ that wop we gonna break our necks

    It takes a second to wreck it

    It takes time to build

    You gots to chill

    Hate filled people wanna keep us in check

    Tearin’ down each other is what they expect

    If you want love well hey that’s a bet

    We’ve got to give before we can get

    Waiting like a batter who is on deck

    When it’s time to wreck shop then shop I’ll wreck

    So let’s calibrate and check our specs

    We need a little shift on over towards the left

    I don’t really know but I suspect

    I think it’s due time that we inspect

    How they get their information and their facts are checked

    Another press conference someone’s talking out their neck

    It takes a second to wreck it

    It takes time to build

    You gots to chill

    So step up to the window and place your bets

    Is the US gonna keep breaking necks

    Maybe it’s time that we impeach Tex

    And the military muscle that he wants to flex

    By the time Bush is done what will be left

    Selling votes like E-pills at the discotheque

    Environmental destruction and the national dept

    But plenty of dollars left in the fat war chest

    What the real deal why you can’t connect

    Why you hating people that you never met

    Didn’t your mama teach you to show some respect?

    Why not open your mind for a sec?

    It takes a second to wreck it

    It takes time to build

    You gots to chill

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  • X10 adverts for Phoenix Online

    I just received a popup advertisement for Phoenix Online delivered by X10! Somehow, that’s funny!

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    This Morning

    I had a dog sleep on me all night. It was pretty cool. I received many slobbery kisses. Still doesn’t hold a candle to my wife’s. I best get to bed on time tonight! I woke well rested but didn’t really want to get moving today.

    I’ve made hordes of progress on my friend’s computer. Still fighting a virtual memory problem and one hijacker. Will return the box tonight. Could stand another couple of days but that’s always the case with any computer repair.

    Stress level way down.