This is too funny not to post..
Day: May 18, 2004
Cicadas
Before the Cicadas are done, I have to figure out a way to get a decent recording of the noise. It really and truly sounds like a flying saucer from HG Wells War of the Worlds is going to come over the tree line from the horizon. In the immediate vacinity it sounds like thousands of crickets screaming in pain.
Pediatrician Warns Parents About Cicadas
“We had a stab wound to the arm from a kid who was trying to kill a cicada on the arm of another child but unfortunately he was using a knife,” …
…a boy trying to swat a cicada out of the air with a baseball bat instead hit his friend in the nose…
Took a 1 hour break to clear some of the yard. Tha…
Took a 1 hour break to clear some of the yard. That felt good but afterwards my stomach started to ache. I laid down in bed half in agony, half in anxiety. Finally rose and bathed in preparation for tonight’s 5th grade musical event.
Throat is sore as all get out.
I have to shift. Going to work in the yard for an …
I have to shift. Going to work in the yard for an hour then return to drop some resumes.
Marketing
Crappy piece of marketing created. I need to get something out to folks I promised to send information to so this will have to do for the moment. I am capable of so much better.
Today I feel worthless..
Today I feel worthless..
Travel Safer with Your Disposal Camera
Feeling a little insecure at the airport without your nail clippers to aid you in your defense? Fear no more! Convert your disposable camera into a stun gun! Thanks MacGyver!
The video is a must watch!
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This one is dedicated to my wife for her addiction to the beverage (you guess which one) and to my old school chums for being so kind to me such that I never ended up in such a predicament: Sometimes…
UFOs
Mexican government covers up UFO sighting with what? Naturally the weather.
Send in the Clowns!
“We are facing a dire shortage of clowns,” …
The Aqua Jesters, founded in 1946, has shrunk from a steady pool of more than 100 clowns to about 50. The average age is 56, and only about 20 members are active — not nearly enough clowns to meet all the requests from festivals, hospitals and charity events.
The Aqua Jesters, founded in 1946, has shrunk from a steady pool of more than 100 clowns to about 50. The average age is 56, and only about 20 members are active — not nearly enough clowns to meet all the requests from festivals, hospitals and charity events.
Download the Internet
Thanks to Tim for this link! Time to get your backup of the Internet!
Political Read of the Day
Cold Turkey by Kurt Vonnegut Excellent read!
If some of you still haven’t decided, I’ll make it easy for you.
If you want to take my guns away from me, and you’re all for murdering fetuses, and love it when homosexuals marry each other, and want to give them kitchen appliances at their showers, and you’re for the poor, you’re a liberal.
If you are against those perversions and for the rich, you’re a conservative.
What could be simpler?
Special thanks to My Likes and Dislikes for the link!
From the Mouths of Babes
“Dad Nemo.. OH KAY!”
Patotoe Cannon
I’ve been procrastinating on getting permission to reproduce this page so I’ll just post the link. A fantastic read! I’ve played with just such a cannon and they really are awesome … and dangerous! The Splorg Potato Cannon Project
This page chronicles the construction of a potato launcher (potato cannon, spud cannon, spud gun, tator tot bazooka — whatever you want to call it) by a group of friends from Orange County, California.
US Medicine has to change!
“As a bonus; I live in Canada so it was all free. We don’t even see any paperwork for non-elective surgeries.” Free?! And no paperwork!! I’m moving to Canada! (bonus on the beer..and super bonus on their approach to the environment)
