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I don’t know my women the way I thought I did…18/30 February 9, 2005 2:08 pm

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Think you know a crack from cleavage? Try this quiz! Boobs, Butts or Shoulders? warning! Not work safe! Nudity!

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Of Grasshoppers February 9, 2005 12:14 pm

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Student: Why is nothing in my life predictable?

Master: I knew you were going to ask that.

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Life as a Programmer February 9, 2005 11:34 am

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You know on Monday when you go up the stairs you turn left if you want to go to the bathroom.

Then on Tuesday when you go up the stairs and you turn left if you want to go to the bathroom.

On Wednesday morning when you go up the stairs you turn left if you want to go to the bathroom.

On Wednesday afternoon having solely worked on the garage when you go up the stairs you turn left and there is no bathroom.

This is programming.

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Masterbate for Life February 9, 2005 10:18 am

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Masterbation can get you "from one day to life in prison"

Larry Harrison Jr., 20, a U-M sophomore and a 6-foot-3, 300-pound football player … For the second time in six days was approaching Katie Karlson’s house near the University of Michigan campus with his pants down, masturbating. Victims say Harrison’s status as a leading tackler for the Wolverines makes it harder to accuse him.

You know, what he is doing is wrong but life in prison for choking the monkey is a little out of whack. We have harder crimes doing less time and we are locking people up for years for crimes like this (which should be required therapy not jail) or smoking marijuana (less harmful than alcohol)?!

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A New Day! February 9, 2005 7:09 am

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Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:

This Morning

Yesterday was programming galore. My client will demo the product to his clients today at 5:30 so every moment of today has to be focused on code. I can take a breather tomorrow.

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