Day: March 21, 2005
Can’t see past the phallus on your face
David Spade puts penis on face; only one person notices and its NOT Owen Wilson. Janet Jackson calls foul.
…when viewed on a medium-sized TV, Spade’s customized schnozz is not that obvious. But in this case, size does matter: On the large-screen TV we happened to be watching, it was as plain as the whatever that is on your face.
Quote of the Day
"Talking to you girl is like long division." –Old 97s "Singular"
Family is great
I love my family. It is so fun watching them grow. Noah and I played chess for the first time last night and he did pretty well. Amy amuses me all the time with her "big girl" behaviors.
I frequently feel like I’m failing them. If I work hard enough to properly provide for them then I neglect them in time. If I give them the time they deserve then the money isn’t there to provide the life they should have.