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Words of Wisdom

When your wife says, “I’m just trying to talk. Why won’t you listen?” she really means that she is trying to talk. Keep your lips closed and listen!

Click here for the related article Things You’ll Never Hear From Your Wife with the infamous quote "I’m just trying to have a conversation!" (you really didn’t think that was a link did you?)

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Getting close!

My wife’s contractions are coming more frequently and harder. As I worked this morning I took breaks on the porch in the beautifully crisp air and stared at the full moon.. the full moon! I told her that moon would cause an early delivery!