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Have the shirt off my, er, out of my closet

Today I am sporting a snazzy number my brother and his wife bought me. On their visit, they brought 3 shirts and were supposed to take 6 but only took 1 so I owe her 5.

Here’s the deal. I have enough t-shirts in my closet to wear one a day for most of the year and then there are my polos, shirt sleeves and dress shirts. Some of these date back to high school. Most are very 80s and several promote defunct radio stations. So, for each new shirt that comes in, two shirts go out. You can help make me stylish by trading one new, hip shirt for two older shirts of your choosing.

I’ll have to photograph the closet.

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From the mouths of babes

Noah scores a redux.

Dad, looking at the wet ground and murky sky: “Noah, do you need a ride [to the bus stop]?”
Noah, chipperly: “Nope, it’s only 7:09.”

Today’s contorted English “chipperly” because it just doesn’t get any better than that!