Student: I won’t talk about the problem.
Master: Then I won’t talk about the solution.
Day: November 22, 2005
Of Marriage
One of the beautiful things about marriage is you can do something wrong and go to your grave having never figured out what it was.
Lookie Lookie!
Of Grasshoppers
Student: Opportunity knocks.
Master: Read the small print.
Of Grasshoppers
Student: I’m up early!
Master: Will you dream while awake?
