Day: November 26, 2005

Student: Why can’t I learn to keep my mouth shut?
Master: Happiness comes to the man who communicates with his ears.

Amy, 3 years old, was playing with these finger puppets and announced, "it’s Star Whores!" 

Anyone else notice the irony in the manufacturer’s choice of colors, politically speaking?

9 year old: "Now that I have [cable] in my room I don’t play the Playstation nearly as much!"