Oh my son
Life is fun
When you are seven
And there is so much to do
Let’s pay attention
When a whizzing
And make sure
We aim true
With your little hose
So close to the bowl
Try to hit the water
and not your toes!
Should there be a miss
resulting in a puddled mess
Be embarrassed not
To clean up the lot!
(in all fairness, I think it was his friend)
