Tim – Australian for "body armor"

Does anyone remember those Foster beer commercials “Foster’s – Australian for Beer” Below is one (or a spoof on one):

I think my friend Tim’s pictures should be captioned with “Australian For Bruise.” This is one tough character! He was playing soccer with a broken collar bone! Now for us Americans the translation of “soccer” is “football.” We aren’t talking about the white and black ball that you can’t touch with your hands; soccer means pig skin! [apparently I buggered that one]

Visit Tim and wish him well!