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A New Day!

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This Morning

I awoke at 1:45am and stirred the navy beans and hamhock cooking in the crock pot.

I awoke at 3am and stirred the navy beans and hamhock cooking in the crock pot.

I awoke at 5am and removed the bone then stirred the food cooking in the crock pot.

I awoke at 6:07am and decided to get the kids up. I slept on the couch for a few minutes then moved to the computer.

I’m sore. I’m tried. I’m stressed.

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Tommy has been a chore and a half. I allowed him t…

Tommy has been a chore and a half. I allowed him to raise my stress to the point that I yelled at him, I got mad at Noah for wetting his pants, got upset with Sarah for using our bath towels outside (she likes to use them for things rags should be used for but that’s my fault for not having a tool shed/toy shed where they could get stuff like rags), and talked all too firmly to one of the neighbor’s kids for flipping Tommy the bird.

Cathy, the good wife, sent me out to destress. What a woman!

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This Morning

Woke at 7. Should have woken at 5 but I intentionally didn’t set the alarm. Ran upstairs to get the garbage out then ran downstairs to get the screaming baby. She doesn’t want to keep her clothes or diaper on. I’ve resorted to duct tape which for the moment is working. A friend also recommends “on emergency” putting the diaper on backwards. Gave Tommy his medicine.

Amy was insisting on trying to get under or over the gate at the top of the stairs. That door just may need to be closed if she keeps it up.

Breakfast is waffles. The only recycling we do is with the syrup container; when it empties, we refill from this giant container. Apparently someone threw away the small container. I’m irritated but not upset. I will question the kids only to teach not to scold.

The kids are home from school today for a teacher in-service. I’m hoping to use today as a marketing day for myself.

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Up North Penis Size Matters The colder and snowie…

Up North Penis Size Matters

The colder and snowier it gets, Canadian scientists have discovered, the more penis length matters for mating success. …
I really should stop there.
…a longer penis increases the chances of being the successful father when females mate with a succession of different males…
So in a gangbang the short guy is pretty certain to avoid an unexpected child support expense?
Ultimately in these experiments, the question that begs asking is “who does these measurements and how?”