Reality Me

Month: May 2004

  • Help

    I asked my folks for help. I didn’t like that. I won’t do it again and I’m not sure I will accept their help this time.

  • One step forward, 3 steps backwards

    I’m back to cleaning crayons out of clothing.

  • Incorrect Use Could Result in the Opposite Affect

    Where'd it go?

    I received this ad in email and found it hilarious!

    1) She looks like she’s got a package and if she’s having to look THAT hard for something in his pants I’d suspect she’s using the pills instead of him

    2) If he’s laughing that hard the pills must of had a reversing affect.

  • I know that roadrunner is in here!

    Fark solicited that this picture be doctored. Below is my stress break doctoring:

    Fark Mockup Challenge

  • Spent the day basically taking a piece of crud poo…

    Spent the day basically taking a piece of crud poorly written cover letter and turning it into a much nicer letter that may or may not help get me in the door. Trying to finish putting the package together now. Missing one crucial item which could involve mass cleaning or just giving up on it.

  • Not Pulitzer

    The cover letter I had written last week was crap. I’ve bled on it, slashed it, twisted it, and overall made it something better than a first draft.

  • I need to work so much harder to learn to keep my …

    I need to work so much harder to learn to keep my mouth shut. There is a reason that the happiest marriages are centered around guys that simply nod their heads and say “yes dear.”

  • Another Google Bomb?

    Enter “french military victories” into Google and click the “I’m feeling lucky” button.

  • Bush and His Lies

    This article appears on the front page of the WashingtonPost above the fold! Finally the press stands up! From Bush, Unprecedented Negativity

    Scholars and political strategists say the ferocious Bush assault on Kerry this spring has been extraordinary, both for the volume of attacks and for the liberties the president and his campaign have taken with the facts. Though stretching the truth is hardly new in a political campaign, they say the volume of negative charges is unprecedented — both in speeches and in advertising.
    …Bush has outdone Kerry in the number of untruths…
    …often they distort Kerry’s record and words to undermine the candidate or reinforce negative perceptions of him.
    On March 11, the Bush team released a spot saying that in his first 100 days in office Kerry would “raise taxes by at least $900 billion.” Kerry has said no such thing…
    On Wednesday, a Bush memo charged that Kerry “led the fight against creating the Department of Homeland Security.” While Kerry did vote against the Bush version multiple times, it is not true that he led the fight, but rather was one of several Democrats who held out for different labor agreements as part of its creation. Left unsaid is that, in the final vote, Kerry supported the department — which Bush initially opposed.

  • Helplessness

    My wife is visibly aggrivated by something. I am probably the source but she doesn’t want to upset me and won’t talk to me about it. I think its more upsetting to know something is going on and not have a clue about it to be able to decide if I could help or not.

    Of course, she could just be very focused right now.

  • A New Day! Let’s start the day off with a PayPa…

    A New Day!

    Let’s start the day off with a PayPal donation link:

    This Morning

    “Woke this morning to the sound of thunder…” Helped the dog crawl into bed to be comforted.

    That was 4am. Amy whimpered multiple times in the morning but specifically at 2, 4 and 7am.

    So far its just a rainy day and time is flying by. I need help from somebody. I’ll do anything at this point for a few hundred dollars.

  • I continued working on my site complete with updat…

    I continued working on my site complete with updates to Paypal, my php hosting and some research until it came time to take the kids swimming. After swimming we had pizza at the inlaws then returned home with tired kids.

  • Productivity

    Started getting my hobby website looking more professional. I have several great ideas for the site including some potential money producers.

  • Lauper – Show Goes On!

    Cindy Lauper gets targeted by bird Thanks to arcite for the link.

  • Amy helps me Exercise

    Amy brought my 5 stages balls so I could juggle!