"Murphy was an optimist!"
Progress! November 18, 2005 5:57 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeWahoo! Another billable done! Now for some chores.
add a commentWhat’s hurting I-65 November 18, 2005 4:58 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeAnyone know why Interstate 65 between mile marker 117 and 112 is at a stand still?
Answer:A dead dear and a car accident and construction at exit 92
add a commentA joke for James November 18, 2005 3:40 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeJames is enjoying posting jokes at Puerilis so here’s one for him:
add a commentA man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered for 10 or 15 seconds. The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered again. The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently. The man couldn’t restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said, "Are you all right?"
"I’m sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I’ve never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."
Tired of spam? November 18, 2005 2:36 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeTired of spam? Quit using email!
add a commentDarren Lennard became something of a creative-class everyman a month ago when, after a long and onerous day at the office, he plucked his hyperactive BlackBerry from his silk-lined pocket and proceeded to smash it on the gleaming granite countertop of his London home. What makes Lennard’s e-mail outburst unique is that it was embraced by his superiors.
I have not failed, I have "deferred success" November 18, 2005 2:06 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeI have not failed, I have "deferred success"
add a commentNovember 18, 2005 1:13 pm
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Tired of your boss? Work for yourself! November 18, 2005 11:22 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeEver consider the glamourous life of an overpaid independent consultant? Being a free agent and setting your own hours while raking in the dough sounds fun right? Let’s see…one client over due on an $800 bill, another client over due on $1600, others, I’m behind on a project that I underbid and overworked so I can’t bill it yet and my network just died, the mortgage is due Sunday, cable, phone and electric are due, the kids are making Christmas lists and funny thing is they want to eat.
Working for yourself…the stress-free way to retire early! Oh, and I almost forgot the best part: everyone you know wonders what you do and assumes that you are goofing off all the time.
add a commentToday’s Technical Issue November 18, 2005 11:15 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeApparently my connectivity issues have been to a failing network hub. Its uplink port will not maintain a connection with the router. Deterred? No. I’ll just make a crossover cable and use an available port.
add a commentOf Grasshoppers November 18, 2005 10:33 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeStudent: I am a complete failure.
Master: At least you finished something.
Messy Mangers November 18, 2005 8:38 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeTim turned me onto this article by Mike Bellah that actually says mess is ok (sloppiness and laziness is not).
Whether it’s fruitful fields or fruitful people, success doesn’t come without a degree of messiness.
The mess we have is our lifes. It is how we live and although I would like to see the mess reduced, we have a messy manger for a reason.
…lives that are always clean and tidy may have the appearance of success, but, in reality, they are empty, lonely places.
Mike Bellah’s article has its roots in Proverbs 14:4
add a commentWhere no oxen are, the manger is clean. But much increase comes by the strength of the ox.
Of Grasshoppers November 18, 2005 8:27 am
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeStudent: What do you do when the hopelessness is too great?
Master: Disappoint someone.
Tonight’s Lesson November 17, 2005 10:06 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeIf you heard liquid splashing on concrete then something probably spilled.
add a commentI smile November 17, 2005 8:28 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeNow that’s funny! I posted the church sign and the Amazon ad in the left column changed to a book called "God’s Blogs
What?! November 17, 2005 2:48 pm
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True Lost Fans Need to Get Technical November 17, 2005 1:29 pm
Posted by djuggler in : Daily LifeSo if you want to catch all of Lost you’d better get yourself a nice cell phone with Verizon and an Apple video iPod!
The deal is a fresh example of the broadcast networks’ rush to embrace portable media — but this time with original content. Disney might have triggered the trend with its groundbreaking deal to make episodes of “Lost” and other Disney programming available on the new video iPod.
I’ll have to wait until the "Lost Video Diaries" come out another way because you couldn’t get me to use a Verizon phone if you sewed it my hand. As for the details of the Lost Video Diaries, "the series will introduce two characters said to be stranded alongside the cast featured on the primetime version." which is a terribly cool concept!
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